In 1701, two Japanese Lords were guests of the Shogun at Edo Castle.
One, Lord Kira, continually insulted the other.
Eventually the other, Lord Asano, couldn’t take it any more.
He drew his dagger and attacked Kira, until they were separated.
This suited Kira perfectly.
He had goaded Asano into drawing a weapon in the Shogun’s palace.
This was absolutely forbidden by law.
The Shogun ordered Asano to commit Hari Kiri.
After his death, all his lands were confiscated, his family was ruined, all his servants and followers were disbanded.
All his samurai were now leaderless and shamed.
The name for that is ‘ronin’.
Forty-seven of these ronin decided to avenge their master.
But of course Kira expected this.
His castle was strengthened, his bodyguards reinforced.
And the attack never came.
The ronin gave up.
Their spirit was gone.
They dispersed to become farmers, labourers, drunks and beggars.
One of them, Oishi, divorced his wife and spent his time drinking and whoring.
He publicly picked a fight with a samurai who beat him easily, left him in the mud, urinated on him, and said “You are not a samurai”.
Eventually, it became clear these ronin were not a threat, and Kira relaxed his guard.
The forty-seven ronin had spent two years lulling him into this false sense of security.
One of them even married the daughter of the man who built his castle, to get access to the plans.
And at night, in the rain, they entered the castle and killed every single defender.
They found Kira cowering in a secret hiding place.
They cut off his head using the dagger their master had used to commit Hari Kiri.
Then they took Kira’s head and laid it on their master’s grave.
Then they committed Hari Kiri.
And all forty-seven of them were buried beside their master.
All of Japan was moved at this vindication of the samurai spirit.
Supreme sacrifice.
Total persistence.
Complete loyalty.
The samurai who had urinated on the drunken Oishi came to his grave.
He begged forgiveness, and committed Hari Kiri there.
You would have thought this story would make a great film.
But Hollywood didn’t see it that way.
They thought the story alone was boring.
So they ignored the story.
In “The 47 Ronin” Keanu Reaves is the ‘half breed’ that saves Japan.
He must fight a superhuman man-mountain, who dies in a huge orange explosion.
He must fight an evil witch who turns into a flying dragon.
He must use his secret super-powers to defeat her.
The studio spent nearly $200 million dollars on special effects.
They ignored the original story and concentrated on flashy execution.
Exactly the sort of expensive, flashy execution you see in every Hollywood movie.
Consequently the movie bombed and it may bankrupt the studio.
Doesn’t that sound like what we do?
We don’t talk about the product and why it’s better, because a simple, powerful story is way too boring.
So we ignore the product.
We concentrate on expensive, flashy execution instead.
And every ad looks exactly like every other ad.
And most of it doesn’t work.
Whatever happened to a good story?
Haven’t seen the movie,
but I agree the story is epic.
Hollywood never fails to ruin a good story.
Oh, and I’m sure it is spelled harakiri rather than harikiri.
Hi Irfan,
There can’t be a definitive spelling of oriental words because their written language is based on pictures not sounds like ours.
That’s why there is one Chinese written language, but many spoken languages (dialects).
We have 26 characters to guide you how to say a written word.
Their written word is based on a visual symbol, not an aural one.
I found this fascinating.
You can see a history of it here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanji
Dave,
In (the rare) case you haven’t watched it, Mizoguchi’s take on the story (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_47_Ronin_%281941_film%29) is not only great cinema, but a moving and interesting piece of narrative (“engaging” some would say).
For some it can be long-ish, but it’s definitely worth the time.
Oh, and if somebody fancies a more up to date type of film, there’s no need to look further than 13 Assasins, from Miike (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/13_Assassins). Intense, epic and memorable. Not as believable, not as accurate, but it neither looks for it, nor needs it.
What Hollywood tends to do with most interesting stories is dumb them down, flash them up, in order to catter to the youngest viewers.
Sounds a bit familiar, innit?
Whatever happened to a good story? Good question Dave. It seems Hollywood is stuck in it’s own silo of formulaic thinking. However there is hope: No place for old men to die, K-Pax, Kaiser Soze (The Usual Suspects) They seem to break the storyline mould but do they break the formula? Doubtful. The one that really killed me was The Enigma Code “film”- a loosely used term here, where Hollywood completely ignored history and rewrote it to suit itself to win at everything even if they had nothing to do with it, which is a bit like me claiming an Olympic Gold Medal because I happen to live a bus ride away from the Olympic Park! (Maybe i should suggest it to them) I think British people may see through that, but at the end of the day I guess the question is: Do people watch films to enlighten their minds or do they watch to pig out on packets of crisps, snacks, tins of beer or wine? Tonight in Moscow I am being told I have to watch a film about the tragedies of Leningrad (anniversary film) The St Petersburg Government have already banned all German advertising for the anniversary. War films are particularly tragic over here, and none ever have Hollywood endings, in fact they are brutally horriffic with the truth. The result? Russians don’t go around starting wars, but they do have a habit of ending them. They drove Hitler back to Berlin and Napoleon back to Paris, there’s quite a lot of them in Brighton Beach New York too. In fact, nobody spoke “American Microsoft English” there. What a relief! (My little jibe at why Microsoft feels it needs to impose Amercian English on The World on spellcheck “Color not Colour” etc. eroding our language) Spellcheck it yourself I say. It’s my language and I’ll spell it how it’s meant to be spelt, in English.
Kev,
This sums it up for me:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKR3CbTCjLw
A few years ago these people would have been considered insane. When we think about it, they are the pioneers of gaming on the worldwide web as it is today. How many people live in computer generated fantasy worlds today attempting to escape the inescapable reality of life?… and it has not stopped. Videogames is a market at least twice the growth size of the mobile phone market. The past is a vision of the future. The fighter pilot is the pioneer of Oculus. He just used his imagination in place of technology. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RX1fMWkims