When I was little, my mum used to send me to Sunday school.
We’d get given a religious stamp for our stamp books.
Each stamp had a picture of whatever parable we’d learned that week.
All the other kids wanted to get the full set in their little books.
But I liked the parables best.
The way they took a complicated lesson and broke it down into a simple story that would stick in your mind.
I liked this way of imparting information.
I recently had an example of a parable.
An art director contacted me asking for a favour.
The last time I heard from them was when they graduated from college.
At that time I said remember to stay in touch with everyone who interviews you, build up a network, write an email occasionally.
But they ignored me and I never heard from them again.
Until years later when they wanted something.
By which time I didn’t care because I had no relationship with them.
It reminded me of a parable I’d heard as a child.
One farmer prepared his field, he dug it and turned the soil over.
The other farmer did nothing.
Then the first farmer planted the seeds and watered the field.
The second farmer still did nothing.
Eventually, the second farmer just threw seeds all over his field.
But the ground was hard so the seeds just lay on top.
And the birds come down and ate all the seeds.
Later the two farmers came back to look at their fields.
The first farmer had a crop of wheat ready to harvest.
The second farmer had nothing.
Now that’s a simple story, but it makes a good point.
I had been talking to that art director about preparing contacts that they might need later on.
But they ignored me.
Then, later on when they did need contacts, they were surprised they didn’t have any.
I think that’s how most people are.
VW recently ran a campaign saying “If Only Everything In Life Was As Reliable As Volkswagen”.
They could do it because VW had spent forty years advertising reliability.
Now imagine if Renault, or Fiat, or Vauxhall ran that campaign.
It wouldn’t be credible for them.
Because they change their advertising all the time, so they haven’t built up a reputation for anything.
That’s what most clients do.
They chop and change their advertising all the time.
Then they run a campaign that says whatever they feel like right now, without thinking about what’s credible.
But of course they haven’t earned a reputation.
And just like that art director, they learn it doesn’t work like that.
If you don’t put in the effort beforehand, you can’t reap the reward.
BTW, that parable was called Sowing Seed On Barren Ground.
It’s a funny one that Dave, I wonder, is it to do with who you keep in touch with or where you are, because I have kept in touch with many people over the years in Adland, but when I’ve asked them for help, but for the exception of a few, they’ve just ignored me. I began to believe that there is a fear culture so deep in the industry that everyone’s afraid of losing their own jobs to someone else, so they don’t like to recommend anyone to anyone any more.
Then there’s the hypocrisy. Some people say one thing to your face and another behind your back. I know, you can get that anywhere, but in the UK it is exceptionally bad that way. I know in the Bible Jesus says “Turn the other cheek” which I have done on many an occasion, but people will be people. We live in an ageist society, and even though I still feel like a 21 year-old inside, there’s no way I could win a 100m run against a 21 year-old, so I don’t kid myself. I try to think better, not faster. So last year I developed a $1.5bn global media project that could smash current media into the next millennia, but did I get any takers? No. Why? Because the idea is bad? Nope. The UK business mentality unlike America is risk-averse. British Banks lend you an umbrella when it’s dry and take it away when it rains. Nobody really wants to risk anything now, especially as the bubble is about to pop. So the $1.5bn, 5 year plan sits here, waiting for the day someone with balls makes contact. No problem. I can wait.
Back to your parable. I know this is true about the UK because in Russia I have had the complete opposite reaction. People recommend me to other people and I have got a lot of work through the grapevine that way. Unfortunately I don’t know any Russian Billionaires, but the point is, if I’d stayed in the UK begging people for work, I’d have ended up on the scrap heap 20 years ago. Since I got laid off from Saatchi &Saatchi (my spiritual home)in 1998, I’ve had to think on my feet every day and I’m fine with that.
That has brought me many more opportunities than just ringing up old buddies from the past who just got increasingly fed up with my calls and couldn’t really do anything anyway. Some time ago I asked my wife, who is a great networker, what to do. I said: “Do I paint 40-50 paintings for an exhibition, or do I teach English, or do I try to get a job back in Advertising, or do I write a business plan for that $1.5bn project, or should I write that book?” She shook me to the core. She replied: “Do all of them.” So that is what I’m doing. Basically the idea is, the more balls I have in the air, the law of averages says eventually one of them must drop. Perhaps none of them will drop, I call it ‘The Law of Fruit Machine Averages’, but if I don’t try anything, nothing is guaranteed.
I remember this guy once saying before a meeting started when someone suggested to him that he go to University and get an education, he said: “I can’t do that! If I go to University now I’ll be 33 by the time I get my degree!!” to which someone replied “and if you don’t go to University, you’ll still be 33 anyway and without a degree!”
I think your wife is a very smart woman Kev.
When students ask me what they should do I tell them the answer is always two words: “Everything” and “Now”
As long as you’ve got the energy.
In fact, even if you don’t have the energy.
Do it anyway and the energy will come
Paul Arden used to quote Indy 500 champion Mario Andretti “If everything is under control you’re not going fast enough”
Kev – I didn’t have time to go to university- I was too busy getting an education and learning take time off!
Your plan is only worth 1.5B when you have the 1.5B. Until then it is just a plan. To paraphrase a wise person – a plan without execution is a dream, execution without a plan is a nightmare. What would make your plan worth 1.5B is the plan that you can execute to make it a reality. Think of JK rowling- she wrote a great book – but unless she had executed a persistant plan to get published she would be another person with an unpublished novel. I would work on developing that plan.
I have been trying to get professors to collaborate with me to research a new managment paradigm I have developed. My favorite rejection is being ignored by someone who champions collaboration. The irony never stops giving!
& I will happily take a look at your plan if you like. @headprotagonist
Hi Dave,
I am a great admirer of your work, and it was a real pleasure to see you on RT today, talking about the old days, and how Advertsing was so much better then – I was at school with John O’Donnell, rented a room from Derek Day, and worked at CPV and JWT in the early ’70’s.
I wanted to e-mail you a couple of my story-boards, in the hope that, they may still be valid one day.
Thanks for your work, and hope I can e-mail you those story-boards !
Regards,
Barri Hitchin tel:01460-53633
13th March 2017
Hi Barry,
I don’t have an agency anymore.
So I don’t see how I can help with the storyboards.
dave
Thanks Dave, You’re right. My wife is a smart woman and you reminded me I need to keep my foot on the gas. Thanks James. The plan has an execution, everything, it’s all worked out over a 5 year roll-out. It just needs an investor and I’m working on it. The paintings are finished, they just need transporting to the UK by next year and then I can have an exhibition. The book is half done after 2 weeks, and the English Teaching keeps rolling in and keeps me in the game working from 8.00am until 9.00pm. If you want to link up with a professor, maybe I can put you in touch with someone over here at The Moscow University of Higher Economics if that’s any help. Some of them have connections with Manchester University. What type of Professor are you looking for?
Hi Dave
I think the “If Only Everything In Life Was As Reliable As Volkswagen” is from the eighties. Do VW still use it? I do like the slogan. I am just not sure that “reliable” would work for VW in a post Volkswagen emissions scandal period. Since the word “reliable”in the sense of trustworthy would remind people that VW was not reliable, in the sense of not being trustworthy.
But I do wholeheartedly agree with the point in your blog post. Thanks for a great read.